"i wanted to congratulate you on your vma nomination and… wait for it… your performance on the red carpet!"
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that